"Just when you thought it was safe to go to the doctor," a "rising tide of healthcare costs" brings several tornados swirling around the giant faces of President Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid.
As her arm is torn off in a spray of blood, a woman screams -- not because of the pain, but because her "premiums just went up ... Again!"
Putin thinks Obama would save him if he were drowning
Justin Bieber crashes Drake Bell's album release party