"Just when you thought it was safe to go to the doctor," a "rising tide of healthcare costs" brings several tornados swirling around the giant faces of President Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid.
As her arm is torn off in a spray of blood, a woman screams -- not because of the pain, but because her "premiums just went up ... Again!"
Notable deaths of 2014 [PHOTOS]
Man texted his probation officer to seek 'weed'