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UPI Almanac for Wednesday, May 22, 2013.
SPRINGFIELD, Ill., May 21 (UPI) -- Illinois Lottery Officials confirmed eight checks worth a total $9,940 bounced at the beginning of the month.
ROSS, Pa., May 21 (UPI) -- A Pennsylvania homeowner is accusing township officials of selective enforcement for ordering his brother, who lives in the home, to remove yard decorations.
PHILADELPHIA, May 21 (UPI) -- An official with the Pennsylvania Game Commission said a quartet of baby peregrine falcons at Philadelphia City Hall are estimated to be about 30 days old.
AKRON, Ohio, May 21 (UPI) -- Police in Ohio allege a man committed more than 20 break-ins while out on parole and wearing an ankle monitor.
MURRAY, Utah, May 21 (UPI) -- A Utah woman who found out her daughter was teasing a schoolmate about her clothes said she taught the girl a lesson using clothing from a thrift shop.
DETROIT, May 21 (UPI) -- A group known as the Detroit Mower Gang is inviting volunteers to join them for a 24-hour event to mow grass at the city's abandoned playgrounds.
ORLANDO, Fla., May 21 (UPI) -- Police in Florida said a man whose bank robbery attempt failed allegedly went across the street and robbed a drugstore instead.
LIGHTHOUSE POINT, Fla., May 21 (UPI) -- Police in Florida said a burglary suspect fleeing from officers allegedly stopped to steal a couple beers from a home.
CHICAGO, May 21 (UPI) -- A woman seen dumping a beer on a man's head at a Chicago Cubs game said the man was her husband and he had just spilled on her.
EL CORONIL, Spain, May 21 (UPI) -- Police in Spain said they arrested a man accused of possessing a stolen marmoset after he posted pictures of the pilfered primate online.
DAKAR, Senegal, May 21 (UPI) -- A California couple taking a trip to Dakar, Senegal, said Turkish Airlines instead sent them nearly 7,000 miles off-course to Dhaka, Bangladesh.
MIAMI, May 21 (UPI) -- Florida wildlife officials confirmed an 18-foot, 8-inch Burmese python killed in Miami-Dade County set a new state record.
UPI Almanac for Tuesday, May 21, 2013.
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