April 18 (UPI) -- A father allowed Reddit users to have a glimpse into the mind of his child hosting an "Ask Me Anything" thread for his 3-year-old son.
Reddit user MyUnAlteredMind shared the thread titled "I'm 3. I know everything. AMA" and offered to relay questions asked by forum posters to his son and share the responses on the post.
"I'm his dad and will ask him any questions you send so long as they are appropriate," the father wrote.
The thread ultimately amassed more than 500 comments including hundreds of questions for the young boy ranging from clever to cryptic.
The 3-year-old informed curious Redditors that there's "just a spider" behind his eyes and that if he could do anything he would "get some juice."
He also expressed that his thoughts on naps were simply "grapes" and that he goes to sleep because "I lost the voices."
The boy's father ultimately managed to answer nearly all of the inquiries, despite his son getting angry about the influx of questions while he watched cartoons and a stint in timeout.
"I did not expect this impact but im so happy that my sons all knowing wisdom could make any of you smile even if just for a moment," he said. "And the questions/responses have had both my wife and myself laughing and feeling fuzzy goodness."