A Pennsylvania teenager was so upset that his friend snubbed him on an invite to eat cheesesteaks in Hellertown that he allegedly made mincemeat out of him.
William Hitchcock-Sahr was charged with aggravated assault, simple assault and harassment after he allegedly kicked his buddy in the face and dragged him down the stairs over the missing invite.
The 18-year-old reportedly became upset when he called the alleged victim, Brandon Ridgick, and found out he was chowing down on cheesesteaks with two other individuals.
When the suspect arrived on the scene, he "started arguing because he wasn't invited and Ridgick hadn't bought him a sandwich," the Express-Times reported.
Ridgick sustained multiple broken facial bones and his face was described as "deformed" after the alleged assault.