VERO BEACH, Fla., Aug. 8 (UPI) -- This one may not involve gonorrhea, but it certainly is a tractor story...
A Florida man was hit with a charge of driving under the influence after he allegedly was driving a tractor around Vero Beach and "dancing" in the seat.
At some point during the tractor trip, Elias Velez-Morales also allegedly urinated on himself and on his clothes. In a possible effort to dry out, he had his genitals exposed.
When an Indian River County Sheriff's investigator approached the 24-year-old, the officer noted that Velez-Morales "appeared to be so intoxicated he was unable to give (his) name and address."
Velez-Morales did cop to having three beers, TC Palm reported.
In addition to DUI, Velez-Morales was also charged with driving without a license.