That's what a Florida woman who allegedly had crack cocaine crammed in her vagina said during a traffic stop on June 24 in Wabasso.
Indian River County Sheriff's Office investigators pulled over Robert William King and Jennifer Crosby because it appeared that their vehicle had a window tint violation.
When King was asked for his license, the 47-year-old responded, "I don't have a license! I'm habitual."
Crosby, 42, supposedly seemed skittish and a female deputy was summoned to the scene to look for drugs, TC Palm reported.
After she arrived, Crosby allegedly confessed to having drugs in her vagina. "Ouch," she said. "The foil is hurting the inside of my vagina."
King was arrested on a habitual traffic offender charge. Crosby was arrested on possession of cocaine and possession of drug paraphernalia charges.
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