Needless to say, he got arrested.
The unnamed 35-year-old man was an equal opportunity creeper, as he reportedly “kissed and groped women and a man” inside the store.
After a stop at the photo processing area, the man moved on to aisle nine and “grabbed a customer's buttocks,” the Omaha World-Herald reported.
He then said, “Hey baby,” to a woman and kissed her while grabbing her behind.
The man, who was also tossing items off shelves as he made his way through the store, briefly left before coming back and sitting on a counter.
As police were taking him out, the man licked an employee’s head to say goodbye.
He was charged with misdemeanor sexual assault and three counts of disturbing the peace.