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Teen explains why he had sex with a hot pocket

Kids and their social media these days.
By Aileen Graef   |   March 3, 2014 at 3:51 PM   |   Comments

NEW YORK, March 3 (UPI) -- The teenager who gained internet fame for having sex with a hot pocket explains his reasoning behind the act of heated internet controversy.

The teen, known by his Twitter handle VersacePockets, explained that his reason was to gain internet fame. In an ill-advised tweet, he said, "420 retweets and I'll [expletive] a hotpocket on Vine after I heat it up." He didn't explain the reason for "420," but it's probably the same reason he had hotpockets in the freezer in the first place.

It wasn't the most comfortable experience, as this teenager obviously did not think of the consequences of putting the more sensitive areas of his body into a pocket of microwaved cheese and ham.

"I tried doing it without a condom and it was just, like, way too hot," he said. "I put it in the fridge for a little bit and I was like, 'Dude, I’m gonna have to use a condom if I’m gonna actually stick my dick in the whole Hot Pocket.'"

His feat may have been for naught, since rather than giving him internet fame, he was kicked off of Twitter and Vine, and blocked by @hotpockets. Here's hoping that VersacePockets finds a more constructive use of his time.


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