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Florida woman calls 911 to have sex with cop: 'I am so horny'

"I haven't been penetrated in years," she allegedly told responding officer, "You can [expletive] me."
By Evan Bleier   |   Feb. 26, 2014 at 8:54 AM   |   Comments

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PUNTA GORDA , Fla., Feb. 26 (UPI) -- A Florida woman was arrested because she allegedly called 911 to get a trip to the bone zone instead of the emergency room.

Maria Montenez-Colon of Punta Gorda was charged on Friday night with misuse of 911 after she called to complain about a missing Corvette in order to get an officer at her home so she could have sex with him.

According to the responding officer, Montenez-Colon was very drunk when he arrived at her home. After asking if he was married, the 58-year-old didn’t mince her words.

"I haven't been penetrated in years," Montenez-Colon allegedly told the officer. "I am so horny. You can [expletive] me.”

The officer steered Montenez-Colon back to the topic of the missing Corvette and she revealed that she'd signed the car over to her stepson after her husband died and she wanted it back. While telling the tale, Montenez-Colon repeatedly attempted to rub her hands on the officer’s chest.

The cop left and Montenez-Colon called 911 less than an hour later to complain that the officer "pissed her off." He came back, with another officer in tow. Montenez-Colon reportedly told the second officer: "He was a perfect gentleman, but when I asked him to [expletive] me, he turned me down so that made me angry."

She was asked if she remembered being warned about misuse of 911 and responded, "I do, but how else am I going to get you to [expletive] me?" She was arrested and booked into the Charlotte County Jail.

"When people continue to abuse the 911 system you gotta take a stand, you gotta take a position," Lt. Joe King of the Punta Gorda Police Department told NBC-2.

Perhaps she would have been better off just calling Dominos


[NBC-2]

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