Dominos customer says he 'severely' burnt penis while 'making love' to pizza

Twitter user goes on lengthy rant about problems he encountered while having sex with his pizza.
By Evan Bleier Follow @itishowitis Contact the Author   |   Feb. 25, 2014 at 5:58 PM

MILTON KEYNES, England, Feb. 25 (UPI) -- Maybe he should have gone with a deep dish…

A Dominos customer in the United Kingdom directed an epic Twitter ranted at the popular pizza chain, saying he'd burned himself "making love" to a pizza.

Whoever was running the Twitter account responded fairly calmly considering what @ITK_AGENT_VIGO aka “JOHN DEAN AT INTERNATIONAL MAN had to say.

It didn’t end there, not by a long shot.

Eventually other people saw the exchange and started getting involved.

At least one person commended the Dominos account for staying professional.

After getting all the attention on Twitter, @ITK_AGENT_VIGO went after another company. As of early Tuesday evening, the account for Xbox support had yet to take the cheese -- so to speak.

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