A Dominos customer in the United Kingdom directed an epic Twitter ranted at the popular pizza chain, saying he'd burned himself "making love" to a pizza.
.@Dominos_UK HELLO I'VE JUST MADE LOVE TO ONE OF YOUR PIZZAS AND BURNT MY PENIS SEVERELY. PLEASE ADVISE ON YOUR TERMS FOR A REFUND. THANKS.— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 24, 2014
Whoever was running the Twitter account responded fairly calmly considering what @ITK_AGENT_VIGO aka “JOHN DEAN AT INTERNATIONAL MAN had to say.
It didn’t end there, not by a long shot.
@ITK_AGENT_VIGO Our apologies, we will look for a way to notify customers of this in future. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) February 24, 2014
@ITK_AGENT_VIGO As you have previously been advised, please email our head office about this— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) February 24, 2014
.@Dominos_UK LOOK, I'VE TRIED EMAILING YOUR HEAD OFFICE WITH NO SUCCESS BUT NOW THE PIZZA WANTS TO GIVE ME A BLOW JOB, PLEASE ADVISE.— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 24, 2014
Eventually other people saw the exchange and started getting involved.
At least one person commended the Dominos account for staying professional.
@DanielHopper_ You will not believe that this can actually happen. The method of how is usually lost in translation though.— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) February 24, 2014
After getting all the attention on Twitter, @ITK_AGENT_VIGO went after another company. As of early Tuesday evening, the account for Xbox support had yet to take the cheese -- so to speak.
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