"I turned the light on at 6:30 a.m. and went to open the vanity when I thought I saw something move in the toilet," Allen Shepard said about his Tuesday encounter with the reptile.
"The snake was getting on the top of the rim, ready to strike."
He slammed the lid down and ran to grab some spray toilet cleaner with which to do battle. No go. Time for reinforcements, Shepard called his building super, Karen Genco, WCBS-TV, New York, reported Wednesday.
"I didn't believe him at first, I thought he was joking, but it was for real," Genco said. "It was like a scene out of a cartoon, it was hysterical."
Genco then called plumber Kenneth Rosenthal, WPIX-TV, New York, reported.
"All I saw was the tail of the snake, then I kept pulling out more and more and more and before I knew it, I had 4 feet of snake," Rosenthal said.
"So I was wrestling with this thing to get him out in one piece and finally I hooked him. I got him and threw him into a thermos and that was the end of him."
Well, not the end: The non-venomous constrictor was taken to a sanctuary in Manhattan.
The speculation is the snake, probably someone's pet, escaped and entered into the plumbing.
Many Manhattan and Bronx residents have reported snakes emerging from their toilets, WPIX-TV said. The Federal Bureau of Statistics says there have been hundreds of similar incidents in past years, with more than 100 of them with fatal results.
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