The alleged bandit's pants came down after he did a face-plant on the pavement, and after struggling to pull them up, he scrambled into a Chevy Malibu with no license plate and took off, scattering leaking cans of Bud Lite across the parking lot.
"This video cracks me up," said Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said. "I can't get the song lyrics out of my head, 'Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground,'" the Orlando Sentinel reported about the Wednesday 6:30 p.m. incident.
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