Bra enhances bust, smuggles wine

PATERSON, N.J., July 16 (UPI) -- A New Jersey novelty gift company announced the release of the Wine Rack, a polyurethane sports bra that enhances the bust with up to 25 ounces of wine.

BaronBob.com, based in Paterson, said the $29.95 Wine Rack, available in sizes ranging from 32A to the 38C, holds enough wine to boost the bearer's bust by up to two sizes with a drinking tube attached to the right cup giving women a way to sneak sips of wine on the sly, the New York Daily News reported Friday.

"You won't find this at Victoria's Secret," said Paul Krasulja of BaronBob.com.

"It's not like one boob fills up and the other goes flat," Krasulja said. "I made my girlfriend put it on, and she looked good."

He said the product gives women a method of sneaking their own alcoholic beverages into sporting events and other locations with high-priced drinks without fear of being discovered by security guards.

"You grab a woman there, fuggeddaboutit," he said. "But even if you put your hand on it, it would feel like a boob."