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TAMPA, Fla., Nov. 11 (UPI) -- Police say a Tampa, Fla., man told them he was acting in self defense when he allegedly whacked a Greek Orthodox priest in the head with a tire iron.

Man held for six hours for swearing … Wrapping paper covered in swastikas … Explicit 'pornaments' back on shelves … Police: Drug suspect blamed Jesus … Watercooler stories from UPI.

N.J. commuter train skips stop … Thieves sought jewelry, got shampoo … Salvation Army sets giant kettle record … Police: Man assaulted with backhoe … The world as we know it from UPI.

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OAK BROOK, Ill., Nov. 11 (UPI) -- McDonald's says it's looking for stars among its employees to sing the fast-food chain's praises in a worldwide karaoke contest.

SAN FRANCISCO, Nov. 10 (UPI) -- A San Francisco-area man who called a cab because he'd been drinking said the car he left behind was stolen and then he had to pay $330 to get it back.

WINNIPEG, Manitoba, Nov. 10 (UPI) -- A Canadian stroke victim said Tuesday he plunked his last sawbuck down on the lottery ticket that made him rich to the tune of $50 million.

Fur ruffles over escaped service dog ... School bans word: 'meep' ... Police: Wedding brawl spread to hotel ... Would-be streaker nabbed in the act ... UPI Quirks in the News.

CAMBRIDGE, England, Nov. 10 (UPI) -- A 67-year-old British man said he was arrested at dawn, held for six hours and forced to give a DNA sample for swearing at a council official days earlier.

ALTAMONTE SPRINGS, Fla., Nov. 10 (UPI) -- A Florida woman said she was shocked to find the Christmas wrapping paper she recently purchased was decorated with swastikas.

LOUISVILLE, Ky., Nov. 10 (UPI) -- Police in Kentucky said a man found with drug paraphernalia claimed he was set up by someone at the highest level of power: Jesus Christ.

NEWARK, N.J., Nov. 10 (UPI) -- New Jersey transportation officials said a commuter train failed to make a scheduled stop, making several people more than an hour late for their destinations.

CHICAGO, Nov. 10 (UPI) -- Police in Chicago said thieves who failed to break through a salon into a jewelry store took some shampoo as a consolation prize.

DETROIT, Nov. 10 (UPI) -- The Salvation Army announced it has assembled the world's largest kettle, 56 feet tall and 24 feet wide, as part of a celebration in Detroit.

JACKSONVILLE, Fla., Nov. 10 (UPI) -- Christmas ornaments featuring reindeer and snowmen in sexual positions are back on store shelves in Jacksonville, Fla., a pastor says.

HERMANTOWN, Minn., Nov. 10 (UPI) -- Police in Minnesota said a man struck an employee with a backhoe because he did not believe the worker was performing his duties properly.

TAMPA, Fla., Nov. 10 (UPI) -- Florida police said a man who attempted to streak at a Tampa Bay Buccaneers game was arrested almost immediately upon reaching the field.

TAMPA, Fla., Nov. 10 (UPI) -- Police said dollar bills thrown on the dance floor during a Florida wedding reception led to a brawl that spread to a nearby hotel.