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MEMPHIS, Nov. 9 (UPI) -- The Memphis inventor of a popular bed bug tracker said the idea came to her while examining the underside of a dog food bowl.

MAPLE VALLEY, Wash., Nov. 9 (UPI) -- A Washington state man celebrated his 80th birthday with his favorite activity, a game of pickup basketball with men decades younger than him.

BERKELEY, Calif., Nov. 9 (UPI) -- Officials at the University of California-Berkeley said volunteer students and staff rolled a record-setting 330-foot California sushi roll.

NEWCASTLE-UNDER-LYME, England, Nov. 9 (UPI) -- A British researcher said his study indicates using swear words increases a person's tolerance for pain.

PALM BAY, Fla., Nov. 9 (UPI) -- Police in Florida said a graffiti artist left an apology -- not for the crime of vandalism, but for an artistic infraction: "Ran out of purple."

EAST LAKE, Fla., Nov. 9 (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said sheriff's deputies investigating a suspected home intruder discovered a deer thrashing around the inside of a house.

NYC man wants $5 million for cat bite … Atlanta bus driver suspended, led prayers … Accused bigamist says he didn't say 'I do' … Black students told to act like slaves … Watercooler stories from UPI.

'Dead' man attends own funeral … Mayor, 92, wins fifth term … Oregon man has pot stolen, gets arrested … Rare bottle of whiskey stolen … The world as we know it from UPI.

UPI horoscopes for Monday, Nov. 9, 2009.

UPI Almanac for Monday, Nov. 9, 2009.

NEW YORK, Nov. 8 (UPI) -- A New York supermarket clerk is suing a deli owner for $5 million because of a bite he allegedly received from the defendant's cat, the clerk's lawyer said.

CURITIBA, Brazil, Nov. 8 (UPI) -- Stunned relatives tried to jump out a window when a man presumed dead showed up at his own funeral in southern Brazil, officials said.

UPI Almanac for Sunday, Nov. 8, 2009.

SOUTH COATESVILLE, Pa., Nov. 7 (UPI) -- A 92-year-old mayor just elected to a fifth term is older than the Pennsylvania town he represents.

ATLANTA, Nov. 7 (UPI) -- An Atlanta bus driver was suspended for insisting his passengers join him in a prayer, his employer says.

SALEM, Ore., Nov. 7 (UPI) -- An Oregon man who listed a bag of pot among the items stolen from his truck wound up with a drunken-driving citation and, presumably, a hangover.

DETROIT, Nov. 7 (UPI) -- A married Detroit man says he can't be accused of bigamy because he didn't say "I do" in a marriage ceremony to a second woman.

WESTON, Fla., Nov. 7 (UPI) -- A man and woman working in tandem stole a $3,500 commemorative bottle of whiskey from a liquor store in Weston, Fla., police said.

UPI Almanac for Saturday, Nov. 7, 2009.

BRADENTON, Fla., Nov. 7 (UPI) -- A Florida man has been charged with faking the trapping of a 14-foot Burmese python he had actually purchased from a dealer.