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PETERSON AIR FORCE BASE, Colo., Dec. 2 (UPI) -- The U.S. North American Aerospace Defense Command says it is again preparing to track Santa Claus live from Peterson Air Force Base in Colorado.

ROME, Dec. 2 (UPI) -- Comparing a woman to Monica Lewinsky is an egregious enough offense to be grounds for libel, Italy's high court says.

WASHINGTON, Dec. 2 (UPI) -- The new U.S. Capitol Visitor Center is a gift for tourists needing relief from the weather and offers respite for lawmakers' noses, a congressional leader says.

RANCHO BERNARDO, Calif., Dec. 2 (UPI) -- A Southern California calculus teacher says he's selling ad space on his test papers to make up for a cut in his supply budget.

STOCKHOLM, Sweden, Dec. 2 (UPI) -- A Stockholm hotel owner has transformed an old Boeing 747 into a hostel for use near Arlanda airport.

DOWNERS GROVE, Ill., Dec. 2 (UPI) -- A Downers Grove, Ill., man says he dresses a dead tree in his yard with costumes of the season to make people smile.

AUSTIN, Texas, Dec. 2 (UPI) -- "Change" was the English word used most often in the world's media and on the Internet in 2008, and Barack Obama was the top name, U.S. researchers say.

HARROW, Ontario, Dec. 2 (UPI) -- The Canadian owner of two escaped and mischievous emus in rural southwestern Ontario is hoping the big birds will return home as temperatures get colder.

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BRUSSELS, Dec. 1 (UPI) -- A Belgian TV network has been criticized after advertisements for a travel-themed show depicted the host as a scantily clad Adolf Hitler.

ALSTONE, England, Dec. 1 (UPI) -- A steer in Alstone, England, has been named Britain's heaviest bull after weighing in at more than 3,500 pounds during a charity weight-guessing contest.

LONDON, Dec. 1 (UPI) -- A Christmas-themed British online store says a $140 "ultimate lazy tree" it sells can be set up and decorated in only 2 minutes.

NAPLES, Fla., Dec. 1 (UPI) -- Police accuse a Florida teenager of stealing a pair of earrings from a JCPenney store and attempting to hide the evidence by swallowing it.

RICHMOND, Va., Dec. 1 (UPI) -- Police in Richmond, Va., say employees of a KB Toys store inside a shopping mall arrived for work to find a 300-pound safe had been stolen.

BARRE, Mass., Dec. 1 (UPI) -- The creators of a calendar featuring nude men from Barre, Mass., said 80 locals -- some as old as 90 -- posed to raise money for the local library.

MAASTRICHT, Netherlands, Dec. 1 (UPI) -- A Dutchman known as Europe's most committed sperm donor says he's fathered 46 children and is willing to keep at it.