Assemblyman Dov Hikind of Brooklyn released a survey of 18 restrooms in three boroughs and found that 10 were closed and four had no toilet paper, the New York Post said Wednesday.
"Surveyors found nearly no restrooms accessible in the (subway) system," the report stated.
To add insult to injury, the survey team also walked in on two people engaging in sex in one of the men's rooms they were checking.
The Post said that the only two restrooms that were both open and fully stocked were for use by transit employees only and not available to straphangers in need.
The New York City Transit agency told the Post it had not seen Hikind's survey.
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