Tattoo artist's body rejects calf implants

Published: Feb. 18, 2008 at 11:37 AM

EDMONTON, Alberta, Feb. 18 (UPI) -- An Edmonton, Alberta, tattoo artist is disappointed his body rejected silicone implants meant to give breasts to an image of a buxom woman on his calf.

Lane Jensen, 30, has more than 20 tattoos, including the one of the woman on his left calf. On Dec. 9, a friend who is a New York micro-dermal surgeon implanted two silicone bulbs to give the image a three-dimensional quality, but things went bad, the Edmonton Sun reported Monday.

Lane's leg began swelling, and on Dec. 24 the sutures burst, the implants popped out and Lane said he lost about a quart of fluid from the incisions. He told the Sun he used his own surgical tools from his tattoo shop to suture the wound, but it burst a second time.

Doctors told him to leave the wound open and put him on antibiotics, the report said.

"In the end, if your body doesn't want something in it, you'll know," he told the paper.

© 2008 United Press International, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Order reprints



Additional News Stories
Study uncovers new fact of coral spawning (25 min)
Graffiti artist 'ran out of purple' (29 min)
Deputies: Deer 'intruder' chased from home (35 min)
Blood test may detect Alzheimer's early (37 min)
Cultured pearls produced from queen conch (45 min)
Blount reinstated by Oregon
Futuristic wireless systems being built
fark
Strollers recalled due to C) amputation
Tips on how to raise a vegetarian child so that he grows up to be healthy, happy and insufferably...
Fark / Mentally Incontinent joint book signing, Thursday Nov. 12 at the Borders Books Stonestown...
It's getting so you can't even throw a dead rabbit around here anymore
Vandal causes oil spill into Nova Scotia river. Not a slick move, but oil bet he thought it was...
It's the "still not quite Thanksgiving but there's not much to talk about" edition of the Fark Betting...