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Man learns strip club a bad pick-up joint
Thursday, July 9
The first 911 call reported a woman in a black halter top and black pants dancing at the side of Interstate 880 at 3:07 p.m. Monday, and the second call, which came only a minute later, reported the woman had begun using a light pole and a highway sign as tools for a pole dance, the San Jose (Calif.) Mercury News reported Thursday.
California Highway Patrol officer Oscar Johnson said the woman went from a distraction to a real hazard when she ran across the highway, shouting obscenities at drivers who nearly struck her with their vehicles.
He said the woman escaped through the brush surrounding a homeless encampment before officers arrived.