Teen allegedly caught with a cow

SKIPWORTH, England, July 6 (UPI) -- A passerby summoned police to an English farm after he spotted a teenager wearing nothing but black briefs apparently having sex with a cow.

Richard Parish, who owns the farm in Skipwith, North Yorkshire, told The Sun that he believes the object of the youngster's desires was Blondie, the friendliest of his three prize longhorns.

"English longhorns are lovely animals -- but not that lovely," he said. "My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth."

The person who allegedly saw the teen yelled at him, apparently scaring him off. By the time police arrived he was gone.

But officers on night patrol have been warned to keep their eyes open, in case he goes after Parish's herd or another one.