The designer of "Donk" as it's known for short, says "it's definitely useful" for picking up members of the opposite sex, E! Online reported.
The Donk -- inspired by the barge used by Jabba the Hutt in "Return of the Jeddi" -- is a land vehicle and battle tank with a 400-watt sound system, plush, carpeted interior and can travel up to 40 mph.
The only problem is it's not street legal. Oh -- and another slight problem -- Ormand said he never got permission for his invention from Lucasfilm.
"I wouldn't be surprised if that's the next call," Ormond told E!
The original Donk -- by day -- transports the drums of Stanford University's Leland Stanford Junior Varsity Marching Band, for which Ormand pounds the skins.
"In the evening hours," he said, "it's a party vehicle."
It will take Ormond and his crew six to eight months to replicate the Donk if anyone happens to order one via Amazon, he said.