Subscribe | UPI Odd Newsletter Subscribe HOLLYWOOD, Dec. 25 (UPI) -- A list of New Year's resolutions and wishes for stars and celebrities for 2002: Russell Crowe: A second consecutive Oscar. Advertisement Barbra Streisand: A plane ticket to Afghanistan. Alec Baldwin: The seat next to Streisand. Leonardo DiCaprio: A lifeboat for his career. Robert Downey, Jr.: A permanent room at the Betty Ford Clinic. Wynona Ryder: A credit card. Shrek: A lifetime supply of Beano. Tom Cruise: A crying towel for losing Nicole Kidman. Jennifer Cruz: A spelling change in her last name? Will Smith: A title bout vs. Sylvester Stallone. Madonna: A musical rhinestone navel pierce. Phil Donahue: A seat beside Baldwin. Sissy Spacek: An Oscar for "In The Bedroom." Warren Beatty: A sequel to "In The Bedroom," co-starring Annette Bening. Brad Pitt: A sober barber. Oprah Winfrey: Gwyneth Paltrow's diet secrets. Advertisement Martha Stewart: A collapsed souffle, stunted petunias, burned roast, imperfect hairdo, messy house and a fifth of vodka. Bob Hope: A better new year. Katharine Hepburn: And many more. Julia Roberts: A script worthy of her talents. Drew Barrymore: A reversible wedding gown. Al Gore: A clean shave. Liza Minnelli: Good luck on her fourth marriage. Ellen Degeneres: Host of this year's Oscar Awards. Jennifer Lopez: A group photograph with Paltrow, Reese Witherspoon, Calista Flockhart, Cameron Diaz, Lisa Kudrow, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears and other show biz skinny blondes identified by number. Sean Connery: A list of the blondes with their phone numbers and addresses. Marlon Brando: See Oprah. Catherine Zeta-Jones: Fewer films with her husband. Michael Douglas: More films with wife Zeta-Jones. Carmen Electra: A comeback -- from what? Kate Couric: A bigger raise. Sarah Jessica Parker: A new hairdresser for God's sake. Advertisement Michael Jackson: A moon dance on Mars with Dennis Rodman. Tommy Hilfiger and Eddie Bauer: Stop orders forbidding plastering their names on everything from underwear to automobiles. Sharon Stone: An open charge account with Victoria's Secret. The Olson twins: A double date with Macaulay Culkin and Charlie Sheen. Sarah Michelle Gellar: An affair with a vampire. John Travolta: No more films with religious associations. Bruce Willis: A fright wig. Sinead O'Connor: The same. Jody Foster: A worthy script. Whoopi Goldberg: A name change for One Ho Productions. Monica Lewinsky: A likeness of Bill Clinton tattooed on her buns. Woody Allen: Another "Manhattan" or even a martini. Rudy Guiliani: A star on everyone's Walk of Fame. Hilary Swank: A mainstream picture. Hillary Clinton: Swank's swank. Sean Penn: A year at Yasser Arafat's charm school. Arnold Schwarzenegger: A bout against the winner of the Will Smith-Stallone punch-out. Advertisement Renee Zellweger: If Arnold ever gets divorced, a marriage to him would make her Renee Zellweger Schwarzenegger; put that on a theater marquee why don'tcha! Goldie Hawn: A comeback in a hit movie. Elizabeth Taylor: An offer from the World Wrestling Federation and a date with Minnesota's governor. Kelsey Grammer: A guest shot on Ted Danson's show, or just a shot. Steven Spielberg: A halt to future "Jurassic Park" sequels. Ditto for "Shrek." Jim Carrey: A Jerry Lewis guide to playing nut cases. Judy Dench: A name change to Garland or any other moniker. Judge Judy: Disbarment. Moon Unit Zappa: A biography of Sun Yat-sen. "Lord of the Rings": The Oscar for best picture of 2001. Osama bin Ladin: A shroud.