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Mickelson gains on Woods in world rankings
VIRGINIA WATER, England, Nov. 9 (UPI) -- Second-ranked Phil Mickelson's victory in the HSBC Champions tournament in Shanghai moved him closer to top-ranked Tiger Woods in the world golf rankings.
CHICAGO, Nov. 9 (UPI) -- Grain futures closed higher on the Chicago Board of Trade Monday, as the dollar split, fell against the euro and equities soared in New York.
U.S. disputes spy charges against hikers
TEHRAN, Nov. 9 (UPI) -- U.S. State Department and White House spokesmen said they haven't received official confirmation that Iranian officials charged three U.S. hikers with spying.
WASHINGTON, Nov. 9 (UPI) -- The U.S. Food and Drug Administration says it has approved a new treatment for patients with a rare form of cancer known as Cutaneous T-cell Lymphoma.
Firefighters criticized for duck rescue
CHALFORD HILL, England, Nov. 9 (UPI) -- A British lobbying group has criticized a fire department for spending six hours on the rescue of a pet duck trapped in a pond's overflow pipe.
WOOLSTON, England, Nov. 9 (UPI) -- A British woman said she was followed home by an off-duty police officer who overheard her yelling at her children and later received a warning.
SUNDERLAND, England, Nov. 9 (UPI) -- A British couple are appealing their conviction for breaching a noise abatement notice related to their loud lovemaking sessions.
Fort Hood to say farewell to victims
SAN ANTONIO, Nov. 9 (UPI) -- The memorial service for the 13 people who died in the Fort Hood, Texas, massacre is part of the grieving and healing phase, the fort's commander said Monday.
NASA awards Kennedy support contract
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla., Nov. 9 (UPI) -- NASA says it has selected C&C International Computers and Consultants Inc. to provide institutional support services at the Kennedy Space Center in Florida.
U.S. markets make strong headway Monday
NEW YORK, Nov. 9 (UPI) -- U.S. markets rose sharply Monday with Ford Motor Co. and General Electric getting a jump start on the week with quick gains.
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates, Nov. 9 (UPI) -- Europe's most advanced defense aircraft, the Eurofighter Typhoon, will be displayed at the Dubai Air Show for the first time.
MEMPHIS, Nov. 9 (UPI) -- Memphis football Coach Tommy West has been fired but will coach the Tigers' remaining games this season, Athletic Director R.C. Johnson announced Monday.
COP SULLIVAN, Afghanistan, Nov. 9 (UPI) -- The dominant feature of the counterinsurgency war in Afghanistan's southern Helmand province is the improvised explosive device, the bombs planted not only to cause casualties but also to erode troop morale and cow the local population.
DETROIT, Nov. 9 (UPI) -- U.S. auto giant General Motors Co. has given the green light to production of an electric Cadillac called the Converj, sources close to the company said.
CANBERRA, Australia, Nov. 9 (UPI) -- Even where coal is king -- for domestic energy and as a lucrative export industry -- the case is being made for Australia to wean itself off coal, reports The Age.
BERLIN, Nov. 9 (UPI) -- World leaders gathered in Berlin Monday for an emotional celebration of the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall, an event that heralded the end of the Cold War and culminated in Germany's reunification.
SAN DIEGO, Nov. 9 (UPI) -- The San Diego high school class that inspired the 1982 film "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" returned for a reunion with differing opinions on the film's realism.
BEIRUT, Lebanon, Nov. 9 (UPI) -- Lebanese Prime Minister Saad Hariri formed a unity government Monday, delivering his list of Cabinet minister to the president after months of wrangling.
First lady's relatives eager to meet her
NEW YORK, Nov. 9 (UPI) -- Two distant white relatives of U.S. first lady Michelle Obama say they are proud to be a part of her heritage and hope someday to meet her.
ST. LOUIS, Nov. 9 (UPI) -- The Royal Australian Air Force has received delivery of its third Boeing-made F/A-18F Block II Super Hornet under a contract for 24 of the fighter aircraft.
Mickelson gains on Woods in world rankings (1 min)
Grain futures close higher (3 min)
FDA approves treatment for rare cancer (11 min)
Firefighters criticized for duck rescue (13 min)
Mom warned for yelling at children (18 min)
Loud lovemaking irks neighbors (20 min)
NASA awards Kennedy support contract (23 min)
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