The former "Dancing with the Stars" favorite has battled addictions to drugs and alcohol for years.
The Post quoted an unnamed source as saying he was "incredibly intoxicated" at a party last Friday and became upset when he couldn't find the friend who accompanied him to the bash.
"He didn't know where he was staying," the insider said. "He had no cellphone or wallet."
A woman who did not wish to be identified told the Post she offered to help Dick.
"Big mistake," she said, adding that on the way to her home Dick "grabbed the steering wheel" as she drove.
"When we got to the house, [Andy] told my husband he was hungry," the woman recalled. "My husband made him eggs. [But] Andy spat at me because I could not put a song he requested on my iPod quickly enough. He kept asking ... if I was a moron. ... He grabbed my breast and said: 'You're so hot. I would [expletive] the [expletive] out of you!"
She said when she rebuffed him, openly bisexual Dick grabbed the crotch of her husband and tried to kiss him.
Eventually, the woman took the rowdy former "NewsRadio" star back to the party to see if he could find his friend.
"He asked me if he could borrow 20 bucks!" she said. "He is a tortured soul."
The Post said Dick was seen the next day at Surf Lodge crashing a Beach magazine party, urinating in a bush and being asked to leave.
The newspaper said the comedian's representatives did not respond to its requests for comment on the story.