Paul Rudd reads audience-barfing Top 10 list on 'Late Show'

NEW YORK, Nov. 20 (UPI) -- Actor Paul Rudd gamely read a "Late Show" Top 10 list poking fun at how an audience member threw up at a performance of his Broadway play "Grace" last week.

Rudd read "Thoughts That Went Through Paul Rudd's Mind When an Audience Member Vomited During His Broadway Show" on Monday's edition of "Late Show."

It went as follows:

10. "Is there a janitor in the house?"

9. "Not my worst review."

8. "I've never been a fan of audience participation."

7. "I was hoping for a standing ovation; instead I got projectile vomiting."

6. "Who says the golden age of theater is dead?"

5. "You've got to be kidding me -- right before my big vomiting scene?"

4. "I'll never complain about a cellphone ringing again."

3. "Up till now, I've never elicited more than a loud belch."

2. "What is this, the Ed Sullivan Theater?"

1. "Guess I'm not the only one who's drunk."