NEW YORK, July 18 (UPI) -- David Letterman mined the recent heat wave for laughs by reading a weather-related Top 10 list on "Late Show" in New York.
Letterman's roster of "Ways to Describe the Current Weather" aired on Tuesday's edition of his late-night chat show, ahead of Wednesday's thunderstorms.
The Top 10 list went as follows --
10. Partly apocalyptic
9. Mostly sweaty
8. Fetid with a chance of putrid
7. Toupee glue-melting
4. Soupy (but not chilled soups, like vichyssoise or gazpacho)
3. Global basting
2. Mamma mia, that's a spicy forecast!
1. So shvitzy I could plotz.