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Letterman reads Super Bowl Top 10 list

Feb. 1, 2012 at 8:47 PM   |   Comments

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NEW YORK, Feb. 1 (UPI) -- Comedian David Letterman read a Super Bowl-themed Top 10 list on "Late Show" in New York this week.

Letterman read "Questions to Ask Yourself Before Spending $16,000 on a Super Bowl Ticket" on Tuesday's edition of his late-night talk show.

The list read as follows --

10. "Do they have anything in the more affordable $15,000 range?"

9. "Have I recently divorced either Kobe Bryant or Tiger Woods?"

8. "Can I afford it after spending $12,000 on a Pro Bowl ticket?"

7. "Isn't this why the rest of the world hates us?"

6. "Would it make more sense to watch at home and spend the 16 grand on snacks?"

5. "Before I spend the money, how's Gronkowski's ankle?"

4. "For $4,000 an hour, couldn't I get a really good hooker?"

3. "If I've got 16 grand, should I buy the Mets?"

2. "Will I forever be known as 'the ass [expletive] who spent $16,000 on a Super Bowl ticket?'"

1. "Do I get to have sex with Madonna?"

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