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Letterman mocks Kim Jong Un with Top 10 list

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China's state television shows footage of Kim Jong-un looking at his father's, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il, body laying in state in Pyongyang December 20, 2011. China on Monday offered its "deep condolences" on the death of North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il, which analysts said will spur China's leaders to boost ties with Pyongyang to prevent instability. UPI/Stephen Shaver 
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Published: Dec. 21, 2011 at 2:24 PM

NEW YORK, Dec. 21 (UPI) -- David Letterman dedicated a "Late Show" Top 10 list to Kim Jong Un, heir-apparent to lead North Korea after his father's weekend death.

Letterman read his "Items on Kim Jong Un's to Do List" on Tuesday night's edition of "Late Show."

It went as follows --

10. Hit Lenscrafters and check out the selection of giant dictator frames.

9. Fix leaky water-torture pipe in dungeon.

8. Promote his new regime on "The Wendy Williams Show."

7. Light palace menorah for the first day of Hanukkah.

6. Take a vacation at his ranch in Crawford, Texas.

5. Floss more. (It's on everybody's to do list, but we never get around to do it, do we, folks?)

4. Do some freestyle picking.

3. Watch monkeys riding dogs.

2. Buy a zoo with Matt Damon.

1. Obligatory meeting with Donald Trump.

Topics: Kim Jong Un, David Letterman, Matt Damon
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