

NEW YORK, Dec. 21 (UPI) -- David Letterman dedicated a "Late Show" Top 10 list to Kim Jong Un, heir-apparent to lead North Korea after his father's weekend death.
Letterman read his "Items on Kim Jong Un's to Do List" on Tuesday night's edition of "Late Show."
It went as follows --
10. Hit Lenscrafters and check out the selection of giant dictator frames.
9. Fix leaky water-torture pipe in dungeon.
8. Promote his new regime on "The Wendy Williams Show."
7. Light palace menorah for the first day of Hanukkah.
6. Take a vacation at his ranch in Crawford, Texas.
5. Floss more. (It's on everybody's to do list, but we never get around to do it, do we, folks?)
4. Do some freestyle picking.
3. Watch monkeys riding dogs.
2. Buy a zoo with Matt Damon.
1. Obligatory meeting with Donald Trump.
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