Letterman takes aim at Cheney with Top 10

NEW YORK, May 23 (UPI) -- David Letterman has dedicated an entire "Late Show" Top 10 list to the planned publication of an autobiography by former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney.

Cheney's "In My Time: A Personal and Political Memoir" is due for release in August.

Letterman read the Top 10 list of "Chapter Titles in Dick Cheney's Memoir" last Thursday night.

The list went as follows:

10. "How to Shoot Friends and Influence People"

9. "They Call Me Bypass Booey"

8. "Man I Love Them Kardashian Sisters"

7. "Let a Sneer Be Your Umbrella"

6. "Why I Voted for John Kerry in 2004"

5. "My Lifelong Love Affair with Bacon"

4. "Clear!"

3. "The Time I Saw Rumsfeld Naked"

2. "Tuesdays with Moron"

1. "Being the Best Dick I Can Be"