The losing nominees in the best actress and actor, supporting actress and actor, and director categories are set to cash in with all the goodies they'll walk away with, the celebrity magazine reported Friday.
Women will receive a vaginal rejuvenation procedure worth $2,700, while men will get a hair restoration surgery worth $16,000.
Everyone is set to receive $949 in weight-loss products and services, a train trek through the Rocky Mountains worth $6,850, a walking tour in Japan worth $15,000 and a face-to-face meeting with Boyz II Men in Las Vegas worth $9,000.
To top it off, losers will get $7,455 in various spa and therapy services, $5,300 in stays at a variety of resorts and $7,706 in pet products.
The Academy Awards air March 3.
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