Mila Kunis chastises future dads in comedy sketch: 'You're not pregnant, we are!'

"You're not pregnant," the actress says. "Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady hole?"
By Annie Martin Follow @littlemannie   |   June 11, 2014 at 1:15 PM
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LOS ANGELES, June 11 (UPI) -- Mila Kunis wants future dads to stop saying "we are pregnant."

The 30-year-old actress, who is pregnant with her first child with fiancé Ashton Kutcher, appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Tuesday. When Kimmel mentioned that he and wife Molly McNearney are expecting, Kunis chastised the host and future dads in a comedy sketch.

"Stop saying 'we're pregnant,'" she begins the segment. "You're not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady hole?"

Kunis went on to name a list of pregnancy woes, including "crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song," morning sickness, and not being able to drink alcohol. Several pregnant women joined the actress on stage, and presented her with a tub of ice cream at the end of her bit. The star took a perfunctory bite before she returned to her interview and asked, "Any questions?"

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