Nimoy reads Top 10 list on 'Letterman'

Published: May 8, 2009 at 3:08 PM
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NEW YORK, May 8 (UPI) -- Actor Leonard Nimoy has read the Top 10 List of Lines Never Before Said in a "Star Trek" Film on "Late Show with David Letterman" in New York.

Nimoy appeared on Thursday night's show to promote the new origins movie "Star Trek," in which he reprises his iconic Spock role.

The TV and movie icon read the List of Lines Never Before Said in a "Star Trek" Film as follows:

10. Warp factor 8! Arby's closes in 10 minutes.

9. We're entering a breach in the space-time continuum or a wormhole or some crazy crap like that.

8. Set phasers to fabulous!

7. Welcome aboard the Starship Enterprise -- today's in-flight movie is "Big Momma's House 2."

6. We've been hijacked by Somali pirates.

5. Sir, I'm going to need Saturday off to attend my nephew's Bar Mitzvah.

4. My baby-daddy is a Vulcan -- on the next "Maury."

3. The Enterprise just hit a goose -- we're gonna have to land in the Hudson.

2. Live long, prosper, and keep on hangin' and bangin'.

1. I find your choice of hairpiece highly illogical.

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