BOSTON, April 18 (UPI) -- Comedian Gilbert Godfried has been named the unsexiest man in the world by The Boston Phoenix.
"The parrot-voiced, pickle-faced comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman," the Phoenix, an alternative newspaper, wrote.
Rounding out the Top 5 on the weekly paper's list of the "100 Unsexiest Men in the World" are New York Yankees pitcher Randy Johnson, Chicago movie critic Roger Ebert, "Dr. Phil" McGraw and Fox TV host Alan Colmes.
Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger was No. 6 followed by REM bassist Mike Mills, al-Qaida leader Osama Bin Laden, "Tonight" host Jay Leno, syndicated radio personality Don Imus and pop star Michael Jackson.
Coming in at No. 100 on the list is Hollywood heartthrob Brad Pitt.
"He may look good, but if the rumors about his hygiene and BO issues are true, then he's probably not worth it," the Phoenix said.