"One poor drunken driver managed to ram sidelong into the Batmobile in Chicago," Bale was quoted as saying by the World Entertainment News Network Monday. "He got hauled off to jail."
The Dark Knight portrayer said he would have liked to have been privy to that particular jailhouse conversation.
"I would have liked to hear his story to the inmates in prison: 'What did you do?' 'Oh, not much. I hit Batman's car,'" he said.
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